It’s a bird. It’s a plane. It’s … Pikachu?
So what is it like riding an all–electric bike? Pure joy. Pure energy. Pure Love. Sounds like a dance song from the ’80s.The post It’s a bird. It’s a plane. It’s … Pikachu? appeared first on Out Front .
View ArticleSex on the fly
I told my boyfriend that I was going to go to the restroom and that he should wait 20 seconds and then join me.The post Sex on the fly appeared first on Out Front .
View ArticleThere’s something in the hair
In order to make the most of my big hair investments, I developed my Nuclia Waste Secret WeaponThe post There’s something in the hair appeared first on Out Front .
View ArticleBe A Fashion–feet–ista
I take pride in my shoes. And I will travel the world (and the Internet) for the most unusual boots I can sink my toes into, be it kinky or cowboy.The post Be A Fashion–feet–ista appeared first on Out...
View ArticleLove United and Divided
I honestly don’t mind. Cooking is another creative outlet for me. And it means one very important thing — I don’t have to do laundry, ever. The post Love United and Divided appeared first on Out Front .
View ArticleThe pressures of palace life
When we last left Mr. Waste, he was running for empress of the Imperial Court of the Rocky Mountain Empire. Having cut his teeth on Denver political campaigns all his life, the election was like...
View ArticleArt is in the demon eye of the beholder
I call myself an artist. I was always creative as a child. My mud pies were to die for. My sidewalk chalk creations were the envy of Sotheby’s. I graduated from the Kansas City Art Institute and now...
View ArticleOne size-queen does not fit all
So the next time you find yourself in a room full of nakedness, remember that we all come in many different shapes and sizes. One size does not fit all. But it sure is fun trying.The post One...
View ArticleOy vey, the puppets are gay?
If I had not become a drag queen, I’d probably be a puppeteer. The post Oy vey, the puppets are gay? appeared first on Out Front .
View ArticleStraight men from Mars, women from Venus, gay men from…
Why are gay men and straight men so different? Sure, we are attracted to opposite sexes. But the differences run so much deeper than the person we want to sleep with.The post Straight men from Mars,...
View ArticleOur Lady of the PBJ, pray for us
Nuclia has quite the sordid past with peanut butter.The post Our Lady of the PBJ, pray for us appeared first on Out Front .
View ArticleLeave Miley alone! Five rants about 2013
Before I get started, you must know that it takes a lot to get me angry.The post Leave Miley alone! Five rants about 2013 appeared first on Out Front .
View ArticleGay is the New Boring
Gay used to be so exciting. We were all double agents, secretly flaunting our fabulous gay lives by night and covering up with our Clark Kent and Lois Lane suits by day. The post Gay is the New Boring...
View ArticleHow will your ganja garden grow?
Finding the space to grow a dozen Mary Jane plants is only half the hurdle. What’s really withering my plans is Mr. Waste himself. He absolutely refuses to have pot growing in the house.
View ArticleI’m all about the balls
As a young drag queen growing up in the middle of Missour-ah, sports was THE thing you had to be good at to be popular in school. I was not.
View ArticleThe real reason people oppose gay marriage
The reason that straight people have been opposing gay marriage is not that it “undermines” traditional marriage. The real reason is that straight people do not want us to be happier than they are.
View Article‘Breakfast of Champions’
The other evening my friend Rob, hunky UPS truck driver, made an unplanned delivery. As he was leaving a party in Capitol Hill, a woman jumped into the passenger seat of Rob’s car and asked if he would...
View ArticleBangles that dangle: Why I buy my jewelry from the pet store
I have yet another confession to make. I am an earring whore. The world of fashion claims it’s all about the accessories, and my accessories of addiction are earrings. If you are lucky enough to get a...
View ArticleDanger: Pot holes ahead
As the haze of new sativa sales’ smoke clears before our Colorado eyes, I see before us two roads, much like the poet Robert Frost. Our Rocky Mountain roads are “grassy and wanting wear” and filled...
View ArticleSame-sex marriage = an empty planet? The latest argument against equality...
What had me laughing out loud is the new Christian argument that same sex marriage will lead to a decline in birth rates, not only in our country, but also around the world.
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